This guy is a character from our current 5E campaign, my pc's brother (and, very likely, the person she loves more).
Now, also considering my pc is an half-elf cleric, we can come to two conclusions:
1- Clearly someone down my family tree had some fun;
2- I made the capital sin of giving my GM a description of my numerous *and still alive* family. Lawd, have mercy on me @_@
He's definitely not made for melee, but as an artisan and in the art of buffing he begins to have quite few rivals.